Egad, you're a cute patoot
But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood
because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes
oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr
His… Anaconda do.
screaming-in-tongues reblogged this from bosstoaster 
superwholockian93 liked this 
nutty-nerdom liked this 
nicco134 reblogged this from kerasines 
vanillaoctopus reblogged this from toasterlock 
toasterlock reblogged this from toasterlock 
golpeandocerrojos reblogged this from golpeandocerrojos 
catstieeel reblogged this from fictionsmyaddiction catstieeel liked this 
stolethespider reblogged this from starry-night-on-the-impala 
fictionsmyaddiction reblogged this from starry-night-on-the-impala 
youcantbeseriouswiththisshit reblogged this from starry-night-on-the-impala 
starry-night-on-the-impala reblogged this from nearlyheadlessnickcage 
the-deceitful-demoness liked this 
eyes-inthe-skys liked this 
lirulua reblogged this from hushed-muses lirulua liked this 
hushed-muses reblogged this from nearlyheadlessnickcage 
jamesblackhound liked this 
nearlyheadlessnickcage reblogged this from nearlyheadlessnickcage 
kiss-me-sober liked this 
busyprocrabating reblogged this from gerardwaves 
peely reblogged this from lostjediis 
nerdsgaysandarcherybabes liked this 
pastelato reblogged this from dingdongyouarewrong and added: WTF
jennavanawesome reblogged this from lostjediis 
thepalemarcher reblogged this from deefews thepalemarcher liked this 
lord-of-bitchcraft reblogged this from lawliette1031 
deefews reblogged this from piediekai deefews liked this 
oftengo-awry liked this 
lynmbo reblogged this from the-fabulousqueen lynmbo liked this 
piediekai reblogged this from nival-kenival piediekai liked this 
lostjediis reblogged this from the-fabulousqueen 
supersnowscosplay liked this 
the-fabulousqueen reblogged this from nival-kenival the-fabulousqueen liked this 
penguinfoxlion liked this 
lawliette1031 reblogged this from ifithasafandomimapartofit lawliette1031 liked this 
nival-kenival reblogged this from ifithasafandomimapartofit nival-kenival liked this 
whistled liked this 
arctrooperfivesass posted this